Slicker Than a Greased Pig
Last week Ben was out with the boys, I was playing on our computer, and KATE...
Ben thought I was watching her
I thought she was outside with Ben
Actually, she was in our bathroom greasing herself up with 3/4 of a container of Vaseline. Not only was Vaseline 1/4" thick over her ENTIRE body, it was also all over the floor, all the drawers and doors, toothbrushes, deodorant, my brush...etc.
Oh my! I seriously did not know where to start!
So here she is happy as a lark, a greasy lark!
Rub, a dub, a scrub, scrub, scrub!!
She's had greasy hair and silky soft skin for a week!
As for my bathroom???
Anyone know where I can get a new bathroom rug on sale??