Optimus Prime: A DIVINE toy?????
Ethan is playing with his transformer:
Ethan: ...you little (some name that sounded a lot like "Jerk")!
Mommy: What did you say, Ethan?
Ethan: (pause w/guilty look in his eye) ...the transformer said a bad word!
Mommy: no Ethan, YOU said it. Can your transformer talk?
Mommy: Ok, Ethan...(think, think, think) who MAKES your transformer talk?
Ethan: (pause)... GOD
Long Pause - Start the discussion again from the top