Slicker Than a Greased Pig

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Last week Ben was out with the boys, I was playing on our computer, and KATE...

Ben thought I was watching her

I thought she was outside with Ben

Actually, she was in our bathroom greasing herself up with 3/4 of a container of Vaseline.  Not only was Vaseline 1/4" thick over her ENTIRE body, it was also all over the floor, all the drawers and doors, toothbrushes, deodorant, my brush...etc.

Oh my!  I seriously did not know where to start!

So here she is happy as a lark, a greasy lark!

Rub, a dub, a scrub, scrub, scrub!!

She's had greasy hair and silky soft skin for a week!

As for my bathroom???

Anyone know where I can get a new bathroom rug  on sale??